Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Sandra Bernhard Isn't Dead?

Wow, you really do learn something new everyday.

The totally irrelevant Bernhard is one of the females featured in the April issue of Vanity Fair as they pay tribute to the Funny Girls. Did someone forget to tell Vanity Fair that it's not 1992 or were they set on 12 ladies and couldn't think of anyone else, so they gave her a call?

Seriously, the rest of the collection is perfect and we'll get to them in a second, but Bernhard, what the fuck is she doing in there?

She was barely relevant when she was a recurring character on Roseanne. D'you know how long ago Roseanne was? So long ago that it's not even in syndication any more, that's how long. She's a loud mouth with the biggest lips in the world, but other than that, nothing. Wasn't Elizabeth Banks free?

Like I said a earlier, the rest of the ensemble is dynamite:

  • Sarah Silverman (pictured above riding the porcelain) is probably the most famous right now, especially after her totally awesome birthday present to boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel. Although, apparently Kimmel has someone on the side too.
  • Tina Fey, of Saturday Night Live, Mean Girls and 30 Rock fame
  • Amy Poehler, the constant Robin to Tina Fey's Batman*
  • Jenna Fischer, Pam from The Office
  • Kristen Wiig who played the smart-ass E! Executive in Knocked Up
  • Leslie Mann, who you'll know as the drunk chick who barfed all over Steve Carrell in The 40 Year Old Virgin
  • Plus Susie Essman (Curb Your Enthusiasm), Chelsea Handler (E!'s Chelsea Lately), Maya Rudolph (SNL), Amy Sedaris (Strangers with Candy) and Wanda Sykes (Chris Rock Show)
* What is the female equivalent to this? Batman & Robin just sounds wrong here, you know, with them having vaginas and all. Although, Robin was sackless too.

Anyway, there is an ulterior motive to my name dropping the entire group from the VF shoot...

It's so you can start paying attention to these insanely talented and funny people and stop with the Dane Cook already! Seriously, Dane Cook couldn't hold Sarah Silverman's bra. Or Tina Fey's panties. Ah, Tina Fey's panties...

What was I talking about again? Right, funny ladies. Check'em out backstage at the shoot here.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

SANDRA BERNHARD is Perfectly VALID as a NOW funny woman, you must be taking the bitter pill. Wanda Sykes has been around for a billion years herself. Sandra Bernhard is and always will be fabulous, funny, brilliant and now.

Anonymous said...

SARAH IS A JERKL, PERIOD!

Anonymous said...

Sandra is the queen who paved the way for Sarah Silverman, et al.

Doof - so you mostly like the pretty shiksas - that ain't what makes comic genius.

Anonymous said...

Why is Silverman wearing her undies on the toilet? Gross. :)

Bernhard is hilarious.

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