You Might Have Banged Madonna, So What?

There has been all kinds of coverage as of late about the possible affair between New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez and the Material Girl.

Earlier today, Alex's estranged wife Cynthia filed for divorce, citing the Madonna thing as the last straw.

My question to all of you is: Is banging Madonna really that big of an accomplishment?

See that picture to the left? The one with Madonna's exposed breast? Recognize that dude feeding her from behind?

It's Vanilla fucking Ice! Go White Boy, Go White Boy, Go indeed...

The truth of the matter is that while Madonna is a pretty damn fit fortysomething, she's seen more shaft than an elevator and should we ever be surprised when one celebrity cheats on their spouse with another celebrity?

And don't feel all that bad for Cynthia Rodriguez either; she's been getting consoled by Lenny Kravitz, though she failed to mention that in bashing her soon-to-be ex-husband.