Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Really? Nelly?

The smoldering pile of long legs and technicolour gorgeousness to the left is Joss Stone.

She's a British Soul and R&B singer who has been nominated for a couple Grammy Awards. Maybe you heard her remake / cover of The White Stripes "Fell In Love with a Boy"...

Anyway, I'm a huge Joss Stone fan and have been since day one, not just because she is real easy on the eyes but because she's got some serious pipes on her and belts out soulful tunes like no little white girl has in a long long time.

So you can imagine my dismay when I was scouring the rags as I often do and came across the news that Ms. Stone has a new Mr. in her life... Nelly.

Pimp Juice Nelly.
Grillz Nelly.
Band-Aid on my cheek Nelly.
I was relevant and hot in 2000 (Country Grammar) and 2002 (Hot in Herre) Nelly.


Of all the men in the world, the only one out there that fine-ass Joss Stone could date, the only man she can find is Nelly?

This makes me very, very sad.


Anonymous said...

Hmm she would be sooo luck if it was indeed true..but Ashanti got Nelly on lock.

CaliSurfer said...

what really? I could have sworn that Ashanti had Nelly!


Newt said...

It is rumored that rap stars that peaked between 2000 and 2003 like to have at least two insanely hot women all to themselves... so it could be true.