Just Wanna Make Sure I Got This Straight

Donte Stallworth kills a man while driving under the influence and gets 24 days in jail.

Plaxico Burress shoots himself in the leg and gets two years behind bars.

How's that right?

By no means am I trying to defend Burress here; the guy is a first-rate moron for bringing a loaded handgun into a club and should be thankful that no one else got hurt, but still.

Run a man over while drunk, ending his life: 24 days in jail.

Shoot yourself in the leg: 2 years.

And somehow Michael Vick spends nearly two years in jail for killing dogs and people want him to never be allowed to pursue a living again...

Totally ridiculous, all of it.