God Bless Paris Hilton

Just when you think it's over, the heiress says something completely ridiculous that makes me laugh harder than I have in weeks.

In the soon-to-be-released documentary, "Paris, Not France," the socialite discusses her life and at one point (apparently) comes to the startling revelation that she'll never be able to be like the woman she grew up admiring, Princess Diana, because of her DUI arrest, sex tape and time in jail.

Yep, those are the only reasons.

I can't think of anything else that differentiates the two of you...

I mean, we all remember all the magazine layouts Diana did wearing next to nothing and the crappy catchphrases she tried to trademark.

And who can forget all the humanitarian efforts Paris has put forth over the years?

Diana comments aside, my favorite part of the trailer for the flick is when she talks about finding out her actual sex tape was online and everyone was laughing at her.

Yes, it's the most intimate thing you can do with another person. However, taping it can only lead to potential disaster, especially when you're a "celebrity" and especially when you're willing to go on camera spreading your legs for a notorious slimeball like Rick Solomon.

Awesome. Simply awesome.