Real life isn't Beverly Hills 90210.
You shouldn't actually accidentally shoot yourself a la David Silver's best friend Scott Scanlan who managed to do so with a house full of major characters during that one season.
How do you accidentally shoot yourself anyway? Someone needs to explain this to me. I have my FAC - that little card that let's me purchase and keep firearms - and know all about safeties and trigger locks and keeping the clip empty and on and on and on...
So how in the fuck does Plaxico Burress shoot himself last night?
Who thinks it's a good idea to be sitting around on a Friday night fiddling with your gun, safety off, fully loaded?
Seriously...
Oh - did I mention this happened at a nightclub? What the fuck kind of nightclub is okay with letting their patrons - regardless of how famous - come into their establishments packing loaded weapons?
These are clearly not the kind of bars I've been to during my lifetime.
What makes it even crazier to me is that it's not like this is a totally freak occurence either. Shit like this happens on a semi-regular basis.
Former NHL'er Clint Malarchuck did the same thing a couple months back, though his seemed a little more sketchy than Plax's faux pas last night and rumour has it some guy came into the Cranbrook hospital recently having accidentally shot himself in the head... with a crossbow.
Honestly, I'm a little frightened to bring kids into the world, what with all the mouth breathers accidentally shooting themselves all over the place.
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hey, Kory again, you forgot to mention that he was apparently wearing sweatpants at the Nightclub, I know, I know, easy access for the ladies and I'm sure they were ROCA WEAR or Sean John but still sweats, I remember pantsing people in highschool when they wore 'em regardless of the string...sweats in a Nightclub, did he think he was in Sault Ste. Marie or sumpin'
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