Obvious beauty is just that - obvious.
We all know why legions of young men drool over Megan Fox and countless women wish that George Clooney would decide to settle down with them, if only for a night.
They're the textbook definitions of hotness and no one is debating that fact.
Personally, as much as I'm a fan of each of those individuals - yes, both of them; Clooney is a good-looking bastard and I'm okay with admitting it - I'm even more a fan of those who are Sneaky Hot.
What is Sneaky Hot, you ask?
It's those people who have a definite appeal, but don't necessarily jump to mind right away when someone asks, "Who is the hottest person on the face of the Earth?" Keep reading if you need examples.
The Sneaky Hot Rundown
5. Patrick Dempsey
Dr. Derek "McDreamy" Sheperd has always been a good-looking guy and he's a perfect example of someone who is sneaky hot.
He doesn't have the "make your boyfriend mad" looks / cockiness combination of co-star Eric Dane's Mark "McSteamy" Sloan, but he's got good hair, a soft voice and a confidence about him that makes a large number of ladies wish they needed brain surgery.
4. Jenna Fischer
If you watch The Office, you know her as Pam. If you don't watch The Office but have a wife who subscribes to Self, you know her as "Holy Shit! That chick from The Office is sneaky hot!"
The truth about Jenna Fischer's covert hotness came out in the horrible Blades of Glory, where she slutted it up a little as the sister of Will Arnett and Amy Poehler's all-too-close sibling skaters.
Now, the truth is very much out there, so while "Pam" may be sitting around in frumpy blouses that show off about as much as a moron at a church gathering, Jenna's got herself a nice little figure and a place on many a man's Sneaky Hot list.
3. Lauren Graham
Yes, Lorelai Gilmore is on the Sneaky Hot list and if you have a problem with it, go rent Bad Santa and call me in the morning.
Personally, I think it's the smirk. There's something a little bit naughty behind that coy little smile... and I like it.
2. Aaron Eckhart
If you can pull off both the long-haired, fully-bearded biker dude with the heart of gold named George in Erin Brockovich and the sharp-dressed, killer-grin-flashing fast-talking Nick Naylor in Thank You For Smoking, you win.
Eckhart is the quintessential Sneaky Hot guy; good-looking, but not a model, funny, charming and seems like a cool enough guy that we'd let him talk to our girlfriend / wife without thinking anything of it...
Until they run off to Maui together the smooth bastard.
1. Tina Fey
Yes, the picture gave it away. I don't care. Tina Fey is the epitome of sneaky hot.
The first thing you say about her isn't something about her looks; it's that she's funny. In fact, her looks might not even be in the Top 5 other than a remark about that scar on her cheek she acquired as a child.
But underneath the funny and the 30 Rock and the scar and the dead-on Sarah Palin impersonations, Tina Fey is a little pocket rocket of Sneaky Hot goodness.
Who makes your Sneaky Hot list?
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
The Rundown: Sneaky Hot
Posted by E. Spencer Kyte at 11:07 PM
Labels: Aaron Eckhart, Grey's Anatomy, Patrick Dempsey, Sneaky Hot, The Rundown, Tina Fey
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4 comments:
Patrick Dempsey for sure. Not only is he sneaky hot...he's smokin' hot.
So would that make him McSmokin?
interesting article. I would love to follow you on twitter. By the way, did any one know that some chinese hacker had hacked twitter yesterday again.
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