1. Post #600
How insane is that?
This post marks the 600th time I've sat down to share my thoughts with you on something completely random and the fact that we've reached yet another landmark is crazy to me.
Not that I didn't think I could actually do it, but really, getting to 600 posts without having taken an kind of massive hiatus in the middle is impressive to me.
More impressive is that some of you have been reading since the first week. Words can't express how appreciative I am...
2. Big Day for Tim & Michelle
My brother-in-law and his girlfriend officially took possession of their house last Saturday (yes, I know that makes it a thing I learned last week...) and celebrated by getting engaged!
Couldn't be happier - they're a great couple and quickly becoming two of our best friends, so getting to hit up their wedding sometime next year (or whenever) and having them relatively close by is outstanding.
3. No Smokes in 5 Weeks
I didn't want to say anything until I had passed the one month point, then I was too lazy to write last weekend, so now we're at Week 5 sans darts and I'm pretty damn proud of myself.
For the most part, it's been fairly easy; only a couple moments here and there where I've thought a smoke would be fantastic, but to be totally honest, I haven't really noticed.
No special gum, no silly patches and no conversations with my doctor. Just good old fashioned will power...
4. Funny People: Not Over Funny
Judd Apatow tried to make a funny and touching movie (at least that what it seems like) and kinda missed the boat on both.
There are some funny moments and some touching moments, but after 140 minutes of watching Adam Sandler and Seth Rogan hang out together, I was left thinking that they should have either went full-on funny or full-on touching, but not tried to do both.
The potential was there, but it seemed to all kind of miss the mark as a whole.
That being said, Apatow is a massive success and I'm douche who rights a blog that only 43 people read, so who am I to judge?
5. Everywhere We Go, Bad Waitresses Follow
Going out with Tim and Michelle must set off some kind of bad waitress beacon because each of the last couple times we've been out, the service has been brutal.
Between giving us our bill the minute we decided to take a pause from consuming mass quantities of booze to, you know, breath and last night's all-around useless waitress, we need to stick to staying in and getting sloshed.
Last night's server was a gem, kind enough to ask if we wanted beef on our nachos only to return 17 seconds later to double check that we said yes, which we didn't, then have the aforementioned unwanted and unserved beef show up on our bill.
Additionally, a vodka water with a lime apparently means vodka, water and a splash of bar lime with a lemon wedge.
Most traumatic of all? I can't get a job as a server to save my life right now...
6. But I Can Haul Produce!
That sounds like the career path of choice for right now, since it's the only career path being offered to me. Maybe it's the right way to go.
Full-time bartender at Kelsey's turned into mostly working as a server and not accumulating enough hours over the year to even qualify for Employment Insurance, so truly guaranteed eight-hour shifts five days a week will be a nice change of pace.
Besides, I won't bitch about having a better way to do everything like I always have working in restaurants and bars since I don't know the first thing about hauling produce.
7. I'm Now a Classic Radio Station Guy!
When I jump in the car now, I don't find the local pop station or the local rock station. I tune to Jack FM or a classic hits station that plays the stuff I grew up on...
How did this happen?
The stuff I grew up on is supposed to still be the cool stuff and what everyone is listening to. Flipping to the local pop station proves that is untrue, as my music doesn't involve computers digitally serving as every artists' voice like it does now.
Jay-Z is right: Death to Auto-Tune!
Sunday, November 29, 2009
1. Post #600