Just because the guy playing Santa Claus at the mall and his various "helpers" get to put on costumes and play dress-up this time of year, doesn't mean that normal, everyday people should follow suit.
We have a "holiday" for that, Halloween.
If you missed it, too bad; there are no do-overs.
Someone needs to have told that to the mid-20s girl Sarah and I just saw walking down the street as I drove her to work. Apparently, she missed the memo.
Much like Australian pseudo-celeb Sophie Monk above, this poor girl was sporting a white halo and a pair of white wings... on top of her jeans, beige sweater and a giant misunderstanding smile.
See - she thought all the people driving by looking at her were discussing how adorable she looked and what a great idea it was.
Unfortunately, there were thinking the same thing as Sarah and I:
What the fuck? It's Christmas - Not Halloween.
I know it doesn't snow out here, so it can be a little confusing.
Hopefully, someone bought this genius a calendar for Christmas... and maybe a mirror, you know, so she can see how ridiculous she looks before she leaves the house.
Happy Ho Ho Everyone...